Oh, you have done it now, Anthony Bordain: you are on The Piss List* for sure. I used to like your show, I watched it often, I even DVRd it; never again. You are banned from my TV forever. You shouldn't have said rude things about Rachael Ray. That is just not cool. She is nice and bubbily and makes me smile. So, Mr. "Chefy", No Reservations is right, no reservations for you at my table or on my TV. I'm sure you don't care, and that's fine with me because I don't care about you.
*And for those of you who don't know, The Piss List is similar to another "list" but since you also had to ake a shot at dogs too, your are on The Piss List, meaning that I hope every dog that passes you by takes a whiz on your stupid 1989 jeans.
See the full story here and also catch up with some great Rachael Ray pics.
For the record, Rachael Ray takes the high road and says she still loves Anthony Bordain, so I can hate him for her. I hope he chokes on the fruit basket. If he is not nice, then I don't have to be either. Why don't you have a few more helpings of blow fish?
We hold you in our heart and touch you in our dreams. You are here each day with us, at least that's how it seems. We know you wonder where we are... what's taking us so long. But remember child, we love you so and that will keep you strong. Now go outside and feel the breeze and let it touch your skin... Because tonight, just as always, we blow you kisses in the wind. We promise you, darling, we're doing all that we can do. Very soon, you'll have a family for real, not just pretend. But for tonight, just as always, we blow you kisses in the wind. May our love wrap you up and hold you very tight. And let the angels bring the kisses that we send to you each night.